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Basket Demotivational Poster

LEBRON - After game 5 of the NBA finals i asked LeBron if he had change for a dollar He replied 'sorry, i'm only good for 3 quaters'

TAGS: lebron basketball change choke fianls
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cloudchaser - June 11, 2011, 8:46 am, #219869
I see I wasn't the only one looking at Fark last night


TAGS: basketball defense
Rating: 4.93/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 4:03 pm, #227832
At Least He's There.
MashiMashi - January 20, 2012, 1:54 pm, #227813
Yes I laffed out loud.....And its grainney so it was copied from a paper probably a weekly shopper deal. And his mom bought 100s to show relatives.
mariand - January 20, 2012, 3:17 am, #227790

BICYCLE POLICE - You are under arrest, now get your ass in the basket.

TAGS: bicycle police arrest in basket
Rating: 4.46/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:28 am, #232653

My DH is a former BLM Lead Ranger. He was in charge of the Imperial Sand Dunes in so Cal~~also worked (and before that, rode) in the Barstow to Vegas race many, many times.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:54 am, #232629
I used to work as a medic for desert and Baja racing. A medic on a enduring motorcycles could beat the ambulances or rescue unit hands down down and have a victim pretty much packaged and ready to go other than a few things like a backboard, etc.
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 12:33 am, #232628

It is all in fun. Bicycle patrols are invaluable tools in urban policing. But just like canine officers("Did Timmy fall down the well again, Rinnie?)and motor cops (You only do this because of your leather addiction.), they take the teasing well.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:15 am, #232627
Oh I can imagine... But I would hope It's all in good fun. The bike patrols come in very handy in certain scenarios. I was going to say something along the line of budget cuts being bell...
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:26 pm, #232624

5L~~~so, so funny. You have no idea how much heat these guys take from the 'real' police who drive cars equipped with neat-o stuff like lights, sirens and sh**guns. Saves all that having to scream, "WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH! Stop!"

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Picnic basket is stolen by YOU!

TAGS: bear picnic basket yogi
Rating: 2.46/5

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Eh? - November 5, 2009, 2:43 pm, #134373
So.. In other countries.. You are stolen bij picnic basket?


TAGS: kansas basketball
Rating: 3.71/5

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DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 11:18 am, #166134
5L because I hate Kansas
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:50 am, #166130
The Rock Chalk JayHawk Walk....of shame. 5L
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:54 am, #166128
I was pretty sure LD knew. :P Did you know that Tigers eat Jayhawks? THey're yummy.
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 9:53 am, #166127
LD will be interested to know that.
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:44 am, #166125
I only approved this because I'm a Tiger.


TAGS: bananas dwyane wade nba miami heat celebrity sports basketball
Rating: 2.15/5

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Um - October 3, 2009, 6:54 am, #123554
Not funny.

AIR GODZILA - You know you want it.

TAGS: godzilla basketball doris funny comics
Rating: 2.83/5

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Bob Chin - January 5, 2009, 3:16 pm, #49506
Amsome pic, spelling Godzilla wrong in the caption, unforgiveable. Two and a half tail slaps MWLF!!!

WELCOME TO - "Barbecue on a Budget", here on The Homeless Channel

TAGS: basket barbecue fire
Rating: 2.75/5

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sarcasm - August 21, 2009, 12:36 pm, #110479
Squirrel meat?

BASKETBALL - A sport invented by a white man at which white people continually get pwned

TAGS: basketball white black pwned
Rating: 2.85/5

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BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:21 pm, #102016
Woody, ugh, I won't even bother.
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:17 pm, #102012
Thats why white men can't jump.....

LIFE - It's always some guy in a suit destroying people's dreams.

STEREOTYPES - White guys love basketball too

TAGS: bon** basketball ball scream race
Rating: 2.25/5

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David A - March 4, 2010, 11:05 am, #161675
It looks like Matthew is impressed with Jarvis' ball handling skills. Or he's just happy being in the game.

WORLD WAR 3 - This time, Germany comes out on top


DUALITY - He can put you in hell... and teach how to play basketball as well

TAGS: jesus sports basketball
Rating: 1.65/5

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Smokey - March 1, 2009, 8:38 am, #62650
XXX - January 18, 2009, 1:49 pm, #52814


BASKET BALL DIARIES - Though a hit with the crowd. The NBA's "Half Time Baby Dunk Contest" was eliminated in the early 70's....

ABERCROMBIE & FITCH - Helping males wrestle with their "identities" since 1989

TAGS: a f wrestling basketball boys
Rating: 2.67/5

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spacedog - September 8, 2009, 8:59 pm, #116101
Excellent work bOB cHIN. And Sean your caption also inspires.
agdaniele - September 8, 2009, 8:50 pm, #116099
are expected?
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 8:49 pm, #116098
wrestling. the only sport where broken bones is expected at practice
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:42 pm, #116096
You "nailed" it. My "revision" only works as a tunnel -- that will NEVER happen.
bOB cHIN - September 8, 2009, 8:40 pm, #116095
Thanks Sean, I wrestled with the cap on this for a while. My son happens to "work" er...model in one of their stores. I guess wrestling is another of those sports where eating ang purging is acceptable to keep your weight down and figure in check(tights)
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:12 pm, #116084
WRESTLING Because you won't make much money in g** p*** unless you have a "p***" face.
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:10 pm, #116082
5 from me, easy.

THE LAKER GIRLS - I went to watch the cheerleaders and a basketball game broke out

HOOPS - there it is


TAGS: basketball
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - May 30, 2009, 10:19 pm, #83184
Funny, even though it is clearly not an uncalled for attack on the "game" of golf.


BASKETBALL SKILLS - white people don't have them

TAGS: basket ball
Rating: 2.69/5

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BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 12:18 pm, #86211
Congrats, you made a funny. xD

OCCUPY NBA - GREAT, great....our worst sports team gets to play. I was tired of hearing things like, Central division champs.

TAGS: homer bucks basketball
Rating: 2.63/5

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MashiMashi - February 2, 2012, 7:27 pm, #228763
I posted this before the bucks handed the heat a beating.
MashiMashi - December 1, 2011, 3:47 am, #226299
Same here RonE thier stadiums should only be used for UFC, WWE, and kitten and dog shows.
RonE - November 30, 2011, 2:05 am, #226270
One more over rated and over paid employee sport that really, at the end of the day, no one misses in the least. Want to be thugs. Stopped watching this crap sport years ago.
MashiMashi - November 29, 2011, 11:26 am, #226245
You're right, it's only as multi-billion dollar industry, more like who doesn't care. Who cares the states of Minnesota anmd Illinois that had to watch the Brewers, Packers, and Badgers stomp thier teams, and want some pay-back. But your right I'm alone
maoworks2 - November 29, 2011, 7:58 am, #226240
Who Cares !!


TAGS: basketball
Rating: 1.91/5

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agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 5:37 pm, #186367
Creativity = 0


KEVIN WARE INJURY - Just got done choking down "EASTER DINNER", when this happened Now here it is back up all over the table in front of me. .


TAGS: basketball teasing whitey dunk suicide
Rating: 4.86/5

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crankyhead - February 24, 2011, 10:33 pm, #213145
I'm glad you got to thi5 pic before anyone el5e did aggy. =)


BREAKING THE MOLD - We usually think of athletes being the ones to make to make the baskets, but photographers sometimes get the shot too.

OH GOD - Kobe is at it again

TAGS: lakers basketball kobebryant
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:45 pm, #234982

lol...drop this over to sportingbreakdown.com as well...they will love it.

Parked -


TAGS: there s a theme here sport basketballs peta may have valid points
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 12:36 pm, #134813
Thanks, Logic. That means a lot coming from you.
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:29 am, #134541
This is a masterpiece Bart! 5 empty-sacked Lions.
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 11:46 pm, #134499
lamp* not lap...d*** typos.
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 11:45 pm, #134497
Thanks for commenting. I'm glad it compelled you take such a bold step...of course, I once saw a thing on the news where a cat pushed a lap off a mantle and onto the head of its sleeping owner...You should probably keep one eye open. p**** is tricky.
agdaniele - November 5, 2009, 10:32 pm, #134459
I don't have a dog, but this moved me to tell my cats that if I had a dog, I'd love it more.

NBA CHAMPIONS - Dallas Mavericks No place but Texas

TAGS: basketball
Rating: 3.38/5

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Verdeckt - June 13, 2011, 2:35 am, #219931
I can understand them mistaking it for Puerto Rico.. but which part is Serbia in?
Feasibly - June 13, 2011, 12:58 am, #219930
No place but Texas? I'm pretty sure Dirk is from Germany.


YOU, SIR - are in the wrong sport.


TAGS: baseball michael jordan sucked huge strike zone well there s always basketball that consolation prize
Rating: 2.38/5

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Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 11:16 pm, #130818
As states go, it's pretty sizable. I thought comparing a man to a landmass was the height of hyperbole. (pun not intended.)
DreMagnum - October 25, 2009, 9:44 pm, #130796
is Nevada really big or something?

WTF !!!! -

TAGS: wtf a cat dunking a basketball
Rating: 2.36/5

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Logic Man - June 17, 2009, 4:45 pm, #87802
It has conquered b-ball, next on the list, watermelons, chicken, white women for da raeping and for a finale, pulling the race card everytime that cat can, even if it doesn't make sense
DreMagnum - March 19, 2009, 3:45 pm, #66646
Must have some african cat in him

BROSHIMI - Nice TATZ! Ginger on your "6", and it's baring her FANGS!

JOHN WALL - Why didn't I recruit Him?

TAGS: uk basketball
Rating: 2.25/5

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GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 8:11 pm, #144244
that 22-2 run in the first half and leading by 15 was epic....that second 1/2 when Wall sat out...not so good.


TAGS: basket die moron
Rating: 2.22/5

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BuZZbomb - February 5, 2009, 7:49 pm, #57225
Okay, I'll give three lions because it's Belial from the Basketcase films which are some of my favorite movies.

GRAVITY FAIL - Because some people can fly.

...TO THE QUESTION - no one asked

TAGS: alan iverson basketball nba
Rating: 2/5

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HGCaboose - January 2, 2009, 10:54 pm, #48671

PIT SWEAT - Hmmm Tastes Like Chicken...NOT

SUPER GLOBETROTTERS - It don't get more "gangsta" than this!

SETH ROGEN AND THE CARROT TOP MIGDET - They watch your kids play basketballz

TAGS: seth rogen carrot top basketball kids
Rating: 1.73/5

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Liam - August 9, 2009, 11:17 am, #106392
To the kid in the blue - I see a roundhouse kick to the face in your near future.
BuZZbomb - July 10, 2009, 12:10 am, #94664
Oh, thanks Ag- I'll look for on the frosting shelf next to the Betty '****'er.
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:36 pm, #94647
Duh, BuZZ.... it's the icing on a fail cake.
BuZZbomb - July 9, 2009, 11:32 pm, #94646
What's a Migdet?

CHUCK LIDDELL - The basketball player

TAGS: mma chuck liddel basketball
Rating: 1.58/5

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cheeseman - April 15, 2009, 3:29 am, #73117
Moar - February 17, 2009, 2:59 pm, #60340
Chuck Liddell: Notorious for eye gouging?
Umpa - October 30, 2008, 4:32 pm, #31769
I swear reff, it looked like the basket Ball to me!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:23 pm, #7807

TOP DOG!! - SCREW all that DAVID vs GOLIATH, CINDERELLA Upset stuff. There's a QUIET DIGNITY to just showing-up and taking your BEATING!!

TAGS: ncaa march madnesss basketball
Rating: 1.5/5

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440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 7:06 am, #215793
I re-submitted this one, because of how bad the picture turned out.

Lebron James -

Lebron James -

TAGS: nba basketball james lebron cavaliers
Rating: 3.33/5

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blesic - June 8, 2015, 10:57 pm, #261565
Thank you.
mizzdizz - June 5, 2015, 7:37 pm, #261523
Oh GAWWWD!! Too funny!! I was a scrawny little band geek!!! There were 3 kids that would invite us out to play in that voice. We were smart. We'd set ***by traps! Nough said! 5L!
paulmitchell - June 5, 2015, 2:38 pm, #261517
holy cow! that is the largest snot locker I've ever seen!!!! truly a booger machine!!!